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★★★★★ 5
Great taste
Flavor Name: Salt & Pepper, Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Great taste. Had to pace myself and not eat the whole bag too quickly. Just expensive but most good jerkey is.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
good food
Flavor Name: Tender Strips, Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 2)
tasty stuff. excellent ingredients. thank you
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Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Rancid tasting
Flavor Name: Tender Strips, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 2)
I've been on carnivore for 3 years. I've tried many different snacks but I've never tasted anything so gross... I have no problem with the jerky texture but I wonder if it got a bad batch. It tasted horrid... not recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Good but expensive
Flavor Name: Tender Strips, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Tasty, but small amount and expensive.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2025
★★★★★ 5
The perfect chew!
Flavor Name: Tender Strips, Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Delicious! Great for a snack!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2025
