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HOT DOGS DON'T GROWThis t shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 100% combed and ring spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz yd (142 g m) Pre shrunk fabricSize guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 31 34 S 28 18 34 37 M 29 20 38 41 L 30 22 42 45 XL 31 24 46 49 2XL 32 26 50 53 3XL 33 28 54 57 4XL 34 30 58

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★★★★★ 5
Fits well and comfortable!
Size: Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe, Size: Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
This shirt fits my husband very well, it is true to size. It is soft and stretchy enough to be comfortable. I bought this as part of a costume but my husband wears it around the house now because it's so comfy.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025
★★★★★ 1
You get what you pay for
Size: XX-Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
Like most of the other reviews here, the shirt runs too small and too short. Material was also incredibly uncomfortable. It also wasn't the color I was hoping it would be, but that's on me for not reading the fine print (eggshell white was very much not white)
If you're looking at this for a certain costume/cosplay idea, it's probably not what you're looking for.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Solid fit
Size: X-Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
Easy fit, comfortable material. Dont expect it to last forever but at the price its solid for the purpose of a halloween costume.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Runs small
Size: X-Large, Color: Navy
Runs small and is short. Nice dark navy color. I ordered a size up and it is still small.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great tee
Size: X-Large, Color: Medium Grey Heather
It’s a nice cotton material…not thin, just perfect. After washing, it also kept its shape.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026




