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★★★★★ 4
Cute but not durable
Color: Blue Octopus, Color: Blue Octopus
My dog LOVES the toy and was so excited to get it. It is so cute…but not durable like advertised. My chewer was able to rip a hole by the evening we received it.
We like it…just not excited for the clean up
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Buy it!
Size: 7 Inches
This is a BEAST for your beast! Best $27 I’ve ever spent! I spent that much money on toys in the past that have been destroyed in an hour.We’ve had it for 9 months and it still looks new.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Buy it!
Size: 7 Inches
This is a BEAST for your beast! Best $27 I’ve ever spent! I spent that much money on toys in the past that have been destroyed in an hour.We’ve had it for 9 months and it still looks new.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Buy it!
Size: 7 Inches
This is a BEAST for your beast! Best $27 I’ve ever spent! I spent that much money on toys in the past that have been destroyed in an hour.We’ve had it for 9 months and it still looks new.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Purchased for 5 dogs!
Size: Medium
Handed out for gifts at Christmas. All the dogs liked and it survived all the chewing. Glad I purchased!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2026
